11 Jun 2006

Things That Make Me Angry - Golf Clubs

From www.angryman.ca

Golf ClubsThis is the part of golf that I don't understand: you've got architects, landscapers, horticulturalists and diabolical former golfers working their tails off to design courses that are trickier and longer than ever before. Then you've got a bunch of metallurgists, physicists and aeronautical engineers working just as hard to make space aged titanium-graphite-polycarbon-nanotube golf clubs that can hit the ball 400 yards dead straight every single time. Of course Phil Mickelson is good - NASA made his clubs. If I was writing the PGA rulebook, every golfer would get three "clubs": a shovel, a pool cue, and a wooden leg. Let's see how Tiger does with that in his bag. A par 5 would be about 12 yards long and you could fit 18 holes in your backyard. Now that's a game.

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